From: strategy3@aol.comGALACTUS (STRATEGY3)
Newsgroups: rec.music.hip-hop
Date: 25 Apr 2001 03:34:28 GMT
Subject: Re: Happy 4:20 Everyone
Message-ID: <20010424233428.07771.00001573@ng-mq1.aol.com>

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>Subject: Re: Happy 4:20 Everyone
>From: hiphopislyfe@aol.com (Dippi)

>>> word... on normal days we go through an ounce...

starts out very suspect

>today we were through an
>>ounce
>>> by 9 am.

Gets fairly ridiculous

>We smoked a half pound...

Woo-Hoo!

Of what, Cat-nip?

You can fool Flash with that shit because he doesn't smoke and doesn't
understand the dynamics of the make-believe amounts you're not really smoking,
but you can't fool $trategy Incarnate, I see right through you like Captain
Kirk that time they thought he was dead, but he was floating outside and around
the ship, and Lt. Uhuru saw him and Bones thought it was her imagination and
she must've just missed him and wanted to see him again.
But it was Jim, he was still alive. He was all transparent ∓ ethereal, I think
he was caught between dimensions or timelines or something. Anyway you're a
dick, a liar and in desparate need of attention. Also, you're ugly and your
mother dresses you funny.

oh, and your breath stinks so bad, fools can't use the phone for hours after
you've been on it, because the stench coming off the mouth end of the handset
is some stank-nasty repulsive vomit-inducing vapors. They are stealthy too,
because they never seem to emanate more than several inches from the handset so
you don't notice until you have your face right up on that shit which makes mad
gagging ensue (this paragraph inspired by Fatboy)

>Most non-rich can't afford to do that, but we can. We don't live the life of
>smokers, we live the life of dealers.

You to need to play some pimped out background music when you say that, that'd
be tight as fuck and only add to your legendary status as "OG Supreme Danklord
of Usenet"

>We get high counts at insanely low
>prices, and out of my 4 man crew, 2 are dealers. About half of eaches
>customers
>always smokes with us,

The only true thing about your ridiculous "Fantasy Island" inspired story is
that you have a homie named "Eaches" which I think is funny as fuck. Thank you
for sharing it, it was a noteworthy OTP anecdote and should probably be
archived.

>basically the rest is profit. Sometimes we'll do some
>shit to get some money up if we runnin low on funds...

oooooooh....

The ominous, suggestive, intentionally vague ("cuz some things caint be
discussed on the Net, youknowhwatimsayin?") casually dropped line that implies
almost anything, including notorious criminal activity far beyond the scope of
your down-ass four man cartel's Tri-City Chronic empire.

>. we're basically fueled
>by every pothead in these 3 towns, we run the shit

As if fools wasn't already knowin, pimp!

>Check for an album out whenever the fuck it drops
>

Featuring the debut single, "Real Niggaz Give Up Mad Game On Usenet"

Ballin' In The Mix,

STRATEGY

PS Say what's up to Big Ballin ass Eaches for me, that's my Nigga