And for everyone's enjoyment, since they seem to be fondly reminiscing and because I have insane amounts of free time: The abridged, punchline version of the thread in question. Just Kaz vs. Ogami. Preface: Legondary Sensaye had posted an interview with Nas on the NG. Kaz disbelieved the authenticity of the post, and then posted the following. Kaz: Yo wassup R! Man yo it's an honor to even be in your presence. You've inspired me to write rhymes and take a crack at the mic. To finally be able to interview you is one of the highlights of my life. Rakim; Thanks baby pa', I appreciate the compliments. Allah has blessed me and enabled me to touch people through my words. Kaz: No doubt, so Gawd what's the deal with your new LP that drops later this month? Some heads ain't feelin' a few of the tracks that were released on the net. Rakim: Well you know it's always gonna be like that but I know my peoples who've been Rakim fans since '86 will appreciate my work, na mean? Kaz: No doubt, but what I wanted to ask you was why does it seem like you can never get solid production? Even though you're my favorite emcee your taste for music, beat wise intrigue me as of late. Some of your beats seem more "jiggy". Rakim: Well um, you know the new Rakim is just trying to provide music for everyone. Being universal is important to me because you don't wanna leave people out knowhati'msayin'? Kaz:Yeah yeah, I hear that gawd. Well since I know you gotta bounce on up outta here in a minute I have one more question for you? How long will you continue to emcee? Rakim: as long as Allah breathes air into these lungs. Kaz: oh word, that's what I wanna hear. Yo Ra' it was a pleasure meeting you gawd and much succes to you man. Rakim: aight one luv baby pa' The preceeding "interview" was false, it never happened. It was done to show, how gullible, and easily deceived some rmmh heads are. I swear some of y'all niggaz are so easy to win over but Kaz would never lie to gain attention like some other niggaz on here. GC's only response in the entire 46 response thread: "Jealousy is a mothafucka! You weak jealous mothafuckas! if you a jealous mothafucka you just a weak mothafucka!" - Puff Daddy - Ogami then said that Kaz "sounds like a bitch" Kaz: Yo this coming from a nigga who said a week or so ago, "I've thought about having a man's dick up my ass" is fuckin' hilarious. Who's the bitch now? Don't deny it cuz I'll find that thread where you made this faggot ass statement. Ogami: Ill explain further. the night I whetted "American Me" I think (its called) I think I might have had >a dream about being in jail and rapping a man in jail. Im not sure if I had the dream or not, I >dont really remember. But Im not afraid to admit it, so what? Kaz: Nigga you got the nerve to act like it's cool to have a dream about "raping a man in jail". You need to get your head checked cuz that's some faggot ass shit if I ever heard any. Maybe your dream did come true. Ogami: and as far as being a bitch, whos the fucker >that got bitched and bent into changing their sig? Kaz: I ain't want the attention nor did I need the attention. Every damn quote I put my sig was getting jocked hard and the fact that heads were e-mailing me about the shit was getting tired. Why would you even complain, your name was all over those "AIDS threads" my sig sparked. Ogami: In other words you bitched the fuck out. In other words if we shared a cell Id be the nigga and you my bitch. Even if I chose not to jerk on your pillow every nite. go get me a samich Ogami: and this page looks like a female groupies plea for the jimbrownski Kaz: This web page just pays homage to Rakim. The only "groupie" I see is your punk ass riding on my words and testicles. Come up for air nigga. Ogami: I see why your hating on Golden Child all jelly cuz he met his idol. He probably only took a nervous peep reaction at Nas crotch and played it off like nothing. but you, your like ready to dirt your knees and lock your jaw wide on Rakims. If you got the chance to meet Rakim youd probably melt down like a sugar sweet sucker. Kaz: Your constant references to gay sex makes me draw one conclusion, you're a fuckin' faggot. Yo kid you're talkin' like a queer, did you just wake up from one of your dreams about rapin' niggaz. Ogami: almost. I dreamed that I went to jail for making fresh beats. I told the guard I need a punk to make my bed, clean the toilet, wash my draws and shit. so they moved you into my cell. I took all your books and Rakim tapes and put you to work right away. I had you doing silly shit like holding a flashlight for me while I read and had you scrubbing my feet with your tooth brush. Even though you wanted me to, I never did take that ass, I think it hurt your feelings and brought a tear to your eye, but Im just not with that. But I did let a big Mexican use you for the right to pick the tv stations in the commons for a week. I let this skinny white kid get at you too, he made sure all my sheets was cleaned good and I got all the newer socks and draws not the old ones with no elastic. You said you didnt want to but I made you toss this big fat black kids salad, trade for a tape deck. I needed a new one cuz I broke yours when I got mad or some shit. I was happy when your moms came to visit cuz that meant your account would be swolle again equaling more good shit for me. One time this big aryan brotherhood fucker was trying to rape you. I was like fuck that, and ended up getting shanked in the leg and arm by his partner. I spent a while in the infirmary, But it was all good when I got out cuz you held it down, kept my cell nice and clean. I probably wont say shit to you on the street tho, its a different would out there, gawd. I dont care if you think Im a fag, who the fuck are you? Kaz: The nigga who exposed you as faggot to rmhh. I bet you strappin' on ya diaper now, pourin' baby powder on ya diaper rash, ready to have another wet dream about fuckin' a man. Sleep tight nigga. Ogami: wooh ho hoo, very funny. You need to take that blow up doll made to look like Rakim out your ass. After this it basically came down to more serious discussion about who meant what when they said what. Ogami vs. Slurpeeboy was similar in tone.