Erick Sermon beatboxing ("Boomth, bapth, boomth-boomth- bapths")

Stephen Hawking beat-boxing

A clock ticking

Someone who stutters ch-ch-ch-ch-chronically

Your heartbeat

Banging two pillows together

The soundtrack of an Atari 2600 game

Arthritics snapping their fingers

Banging your head against a wall

Banging your head against a strong wind (hey, it still has more punch than an Ummah beat)

Dribbling a basketball

Dribbling a cotton ball

A light summer drizzle

_The Equinox_ on mute

Playing drums on the moon

The sound of the bed knocking against the wall while your grandparents are having sex in the next room

Getting shot multiple times

The sound of one hand clapping

Double-clicking on something

Chinese water torture

Michael Flatley in slippers

Reading about a beat

The splashes of little turds plopping into the water

Gregorian Chants

Big Pun's tits flapping against his torso when he runs (think Baywatch)

Silence

You know how when you record over a tape, how in the silent parts of the new recording you 
can faintly hear the beat of the old recording? Well, that's an Ummah beat played at full 
volume at Maritime Hall (the place that I'm convinced is actually trying to break my ear 
drums on purpose). That's not good.

Banging his head against the wall, 

--

"As hard as it is to bob my head to these beats, I try" 

T-Mo

Mike Burke.