Ok kids, here's the scoop:

This here is my second album review for the local school paper.  I just
want to bounce it off you heads and have you tell me what you think i'm
doing right or wrong.  How does it sound?  I'm not interested if you
disagree with my claims (actually i am), that's not the focus of this
excercise.

1 note: i don't know exactly how many minutes the cd is (i have it on
vinyl) so i randomly inserted the number 72 minutes.  If somebody could
provide the correct minutes i would appreciate it.  Here we go:

Let's rewind to the late spring/early summer of 1994. Nasty Nas just
dropped everybody's jaws with Illmatic, Suge Knight and Dr. Dre were
solidifying the Death Row empire, and the East Coast/West Coast war was
merely a conflict.  Then, out of nowhere, came two partners from Atlanta,
GA hollering about "All the playas came, from far and wide".  They rapped
about hustling and other standard braggado, but they also told us to git
up, git out and get something.

1996 comes along, and Outkast hits us with the now classic, ATLiens.
They're still the two dope boys in a Cadillac that we remember from
before, but they have matured quite a bit and it's evident that they're
thinking about growing old.  While many will agree that ATLiens is a
higher quality album than Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik, Outkast was
criticized by many south of the Mason-Dixon for not coming "South enough".

This sets the stage for their third full-length release, Aquemini.  Big
Boi and Andre, Aquarius and Gemini.  If this one doesn't answer their
critics, I don't know what will. Aquemini is their most prolific and
dynamic effort yet.   The subject matter of this album ranges from riding
around with a 9mm and an ounce in your lap (The Leader does not endorse
the despicable act of smoking marijuana) to what to do if a lesbian
assaults you, and everything in between.  George Clinton stops by to lend
his vocals and funk things up on "Synthesizer", a track that deals with
the madness of living in the information age.  Raekwon is featured on the
first single, "Skew it on the Bar-B", and the song bumps even though he
sounds about 500 miles out of place.  The only real blemish on this album
is "Mamacita", with its boring production, a subpar verse by Witchdoctor,
and a chorus about as cool as passing a kidney stone.  Nevertheless, the
pluses of Aquemimi overwhelmingly outweigh the negatives.  

What really sets this album apart from many recent hip hop releases is the
whole unconventionality of it.  These cats inserted a harmonica-infested
hoedown in the middle of "Rosa Parks" and it's ill as hell.  The vocals on
"Da art of Storytellin' pt. 2" are purposely severely distorted, and when
coupled with the explosive beat, they work perfectly.  Also, spoken word
and authentic soul singing are used to greatly enhance "Liberation" and
the infectious horns of "Spottieottiedopalicious", and propel Aquemini
beyond the classification of a hip hop album.  Andre and Big Boi are
pushing the boundries and expanding the definition of hip hop music over
the course of these 72 minutes.  They prove that the static standard of an
8 bar loop, 3 structured verses, and a scratched or sung hook can be
completely ignored.  Praise due to Outkast for defying the status quo, and
praise due to Aquemini for being one of the significant releases of 1998.

4 ½ of 5
La Face Records      

I'm still a novice at this, so i would appreciate some insight from you
seasoned album reviewers.  Please don't consider the length (of my
article) when responding, as i'm limited to about this size.  So i don't
want to hear: "Well, its too short".  This is about my length
constriction.  Thanks in advance.....

respectfully,

applesauce